♥ In So Many Words

Dec 18

onlyhimym:

Legendary facts about How I Met Your Mother.

Dec 18

How to be skinny

tasteslike-teenspirit:

fucking—-done:

anorexia-recuperare:

1. Notice that your body is covered in skin
2. Say “Wow I’m skinny”

Congratulations you are now skinny 

this changed my life

Dec 18
Dec 18

isolated-hearts:

My family and I went to dinner at The Olive Garden. When we began to look over the menu I heard my mum say, 

"Mum, see anything you like?" to which my 93 year old grandmother replies

"Yeah, he just walked pass."

I don’t think I have ever heard a table full of random strangers next to us laugh so hard. A gentleman leaned over and gave my grandmother a high five. For the rest of the night she felt so pleased with herself.

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Dec 18
Dec 17

thenoncompetitivecompetitor:

BUT THIS IS JUST SO CUTE AND I CANT DEAL with IT

Dec 17
Dec 17
Dec 16

teapayne:

*unplugs 100% charged iphone*

*slides to unlock*

battery 43%

Dec 16
fiftyshadesofgwen:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great

i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

fiftyshadesofgwen:

One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great

i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh: