♥ In So Many Words

Sep 20
rage-comics-base:

Majestic Black Huskyhttp://rage-comics-base.tumblr.com
Sep 20
urgentcum:

this sounds like me

urgentcum:

this sounds like me

Sep 20

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

Sep 20

cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out
Sep 20

embarrassmental:

lnktastic:

I wanna go to a movie with you and do inappropriate things in the back row 

like sneak in candies and soda

Sep 20
kushandwizdom:

Quote Lounge
Sep 20

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 
Sep 20

cassbones:

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry. 

****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)

"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"

Sep 20
Sep 20

sorry:

when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me