♥ In So Many Words

Sep 01
awwww-cute:

I work at a convenience store where we give treats to dogs who come in. Oscar seems to have caught on quickly

awwww-cute:

I work at a convenience store where we give treats to dogs who come in. Oscar seems to have caught on quickly

Sep 01
Sep 01
Sep 01

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

Sep 01

tonsilhockey:

Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying

Sep 01

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

Sep 01
tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

Sep 01

shoujo-goddess:

owlmylove:

during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds

"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that

Sep 01

obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

Sep 01

cindehella:

cinematic masterpiece